What is Maricruz Valle Akamari?


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Well this is my cuz cuz Maricruz Valle. She's a 15 1/2 year old gurl who hates her wack ass name(jk)and she goes to SG high. We alwayz kick it together(theres nothin better 2 do)and she likes 2 talk on the phone with her homie Peter. Shes a pretty gurl with milk chocolate skin but a white chocolate personality. Shes a bolada(flirt)and sumtimes talks like a white chick but shes really a mexicana from Zacatecas, Mexico. When she was lil she had sum ashy lil legs and big,cute dirty ass shoes. AWWWWWW and everytime she wakes up she makes this baby noise it goes a lil sumthin like this (EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!) it sounds cute in person.big booty mari

jessica:do u know a gurl named mari?

sum random guy from the street:o yeah i fuckin wanna hit that shit!

See Jessica


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