What is Mariel Jones?
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A Female. Usually very sexy. Often times men will describe her as the most sexable girl, but the hardest to get in bed. When a male dreams of girl with large brests covered in chocolate milk they are said to be dreaming of a mariel jones. The ultimate hot girl with all the fetishes of a hot guy.
Dude that girl is such a mariel jones look how hot she is.
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