What is Marilyn?
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1. marilyn monroe was a famous celebrity that everyone considered one of the sexiest woman in the world.
2. one of the coolest people ever. marilyns are cooler than the ice in your freezer! you'd be lucky to know a girl named marilyn.
Did you know John F. Kennedy had an affair with Marilyn Monroe?
Bill:That girl Marilyn is so cool. Did you know she was named after Marilyn Monroe?
Bob:Is that why she's so sexy?
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The coolest people on the planet.
Us Marilyns know whether or not your parents ever cared about you--through your name. If you were named Sarah or Rachel, your parents didn't think too hard about what kind of name to give you, and that obviously means that they didn't care about you. Us Marilyns--our parents actually gave a shit about us and put some real thought into how we will be addressed throughout our lives--and gave us the coolest name in on the fucking planet, MARILYN!!
We aren't named after Maryland. Surprisingly, most people think so, and therefore most people are retarded.
Looks really cool in cursive.
None of us were ever named after Marilyn Monroe. But we sometimes lie about it as a conversation starter.
They are great lovers.
Often nicknamed "Marijuana."
HOTT BITCHES.
Marilyn: "Hi I'm Marilyn."
Other person with a boring-ass name: "Whoa, really? Like the state?"
Marilyn: "No, dumbass, MARILYN."
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A piercing done above the lip in the same position on the face of Marilyn Monroe's infamous beauty spot. Favored by sluts, but is also done by rockers who don't have any other unpierced body parts left. The labret looks rather like a big zit made of metal.
Did you know that 85% of teen mothers have a marilyn?
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A MARILYN IS A HOT TEENAGER , A MAJOR TURN ON, & EVERYONE WANTS TO BE WITH ONE. TAKES NO SHIT FROM NO ONE & IS VERY CONFIDENT. LIKES TO BE CONSIDERED AS A HOE BECAUSE MEN REALLY GO AFTER THIS ONE. HAS CLASS, STYLE. AND MAKES OTHER GIRLS JEALOUS. MAKING OUT, PARTING, AND FREAKING WOULD BE WHAT A MARILYN WOULD BE REMEMBER OF!
GUY:THATS MARILYN RITE THERE!
GUY 2:I HEARD SHES PRETTY BOMB.
GUY:OH SHE MOST DEFIANTLY IS!!
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A teenager who is classified to be a 'scene' poser.
Their apparel usually consists of black glasses, black hair (died), tight jeans, and a band T.
Their music taste consists of a mix of screamo and crunk.
They like to tell people that they weigh less than they actually do.
Men are attracted to Marilyns often. What they don't know is that the Marilyn will end up breaking their heart by cheating on them.
If you are a woman, be afraid. This Marilyn might just steal your boyfriend.
If you are a man, then expect a good time.
Girl: I can't believe that Marilyn went out with seven guys in a month! That slut!
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