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Texting every girl in your phonebook in a feeble attempt to get laid.
After he got belligerent, Stephan proceeded to carpet bomb until ..
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When you pull your penis out of someones dirty pooper it looks like a black olive put on the tip.
I stuck it in her pooper and got a bl..
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To drop the kids off at the pool, join the brownies or pass a stool.
Every morning i wake up, smoke a cigarette, have a coffee then dro..
