Mario Golf

What is Mario Golf?


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The act of having sex in the third hole, or the butt. Useful if you have to sanitize a story about the buttsecks if young or old ears may be around.

She invited me over to play Mario Golf. When we got into it, she said the first and second holes were nice, but she wanted me to play — nay demanded — that I try the third hole.

See anal sex, butt sex, anal, sex, backdoor


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