Mario Kart

What is Mario Kart?


1.

Mario Kart is a racing game series made by Nintendo, featuring characters from many games starring Mario and his friends. The Mario Kart games are known for their madcap action with unique racing courses and the use of items to sabotage opponents.

Games in the series:

Super Mario Kart (Super Nintendo Entertainment System): The first game in the series revolutionized racing with it unique game play, use of items and two-player mode.

Mario Kart 64 (Nintendo 64): The sequel to Super Mario Kart, it featured amazing graphics and all new courses, plus being able to play with up to four players.

Mario Kart Super Circuit ( Game Boy Advance): Going back to the semi-3D days of Super Mario Kart, this game combines the best of both the first two Mario Kart games with new tracks and classic gameplay. This game even has all of the Super Mario Kart tracks available for play as unlockables.

Mario Kart Double Dash!! (Nintendo Gamecube): One of the more insane games in the series, this one changed things over entirely with each kart being driven by two characters, which could be swapped during a race. This also featured the ability to pick from multiple vehicles as opposed to being limited to racing in tiny Go-Karts.

Mario Kart DS (Nintendo DS): The latest game in the series is one of the first to include free online play via Nintendo WiFi Connection. There were multiple karts for each driver, and the game also includes tracks from the previous Mario Kart games.

Hey, who's up for a game of Mario Kart?

See mariokart, racing, nintendo

2.

A drunk college student's favorite pastime.

Aww fuck...I'm drunk, it's 1AM. Let's play Mario Kart.

See n64, mario, mario kart

3.

Verb. To leave a banana, or other obstacle or trap, in another's path to cause them harm or delay. Can be used outside the context of the classic nintendo racing series.

Did you see Jim let go of that tree branch in front of Bob? He totally Mario Karted that guy.

See mario, nintendo, obstacle

4.

drive byshooting

dem pussies dont even know how to fight, dere just mario kartin all day man

See pussy, pussyhole, nine, whip, drive by

5.

A form of date-rape in which the offender renders the victim unconscious with sedatives and then the offender's friends run the victim over with a car.

Connor: Man, I got arrested last night. I'm out on bail and I gotta get a whole legal team together.

Dave: Really? What happened?

Connor: I roofied the shit out of this girl and then Jake and Arnie ran her over in my Prius. They got me on conspiracy to commit murder and sexual assault.

Dave: What the fuck? Why would you do something like that?

Connor: Haven't you ever heard of a Mario Kart?

See roofie, sexual, murder, car, rape


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