Mario Lopez

What is Mario Lopez?


1.

1. A latin person who is either a wrestler, a moron or a homosexual.

2. A hairstyle worn by latin persons that involves the use of copious amounts of Jheri Curl

The school board decided to place me on the Mario Lopez bus.

I went to Supercuts and asked for the Mario Lopez.

2.

1) The total DBfrom Saved By the Bell (R) and America's Best Dance Crew (R), was also featured on the cover of Muscle and Body (R) Magazine. Is a total flaminghomosexual(denying it of course) but still shines himself up, works out way too much, has freakishly huge dimples, has greasy Clark Kenthair, talks with a slight lisp, is a complete toolbag/toolbelt, uses terms and words he shouldn't be using, is the whitest latino man in the world. Also is in love with JC Chasez.

2) anybody who shares any of the traits listed above.

Normal person 1: "Dude, you know that fruitcup that works over at the gas station?"

Normal person 2: "The one who is a total Douchie McGee with the huge muscles?"

Person 1:"And wears those see-through mesh tank tops?"

Person 2:"Yeah"

Person 1:"Isn't he a total Mario Lopez?"

Person 2:"Yea!"

See america's best dance crew, jc chasez, douchebag, latino, gay


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