What is Mario Party?
1.
A nintendo 64 video game which is so addicting, you'll be getting physical injuries trying to win this.
No really, Nintendo gave away free gloves to play to avoid having blisters on your hands.
Now THAT is addicting.
Me and my friends had to go in for surgery after facing permenant physical damgage due to too much Mario Partying.
2.
A sexual liaison between a wealthy young girl and two plumbers, or men of similar social standing. Often granted as reward for services rendered or rescue from dangerous situations.
Hey, have you seen the new Nicky Hilton mario party video?
Yeah, she really 1-upped her sister on this one.
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3.
an amzing game for nintendo 64 that may make you loose friends.
i'm color blind so of course you scream out the wrong colors and now i lost mario party you fucking cunt. we over.
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4.
best fuckin video game, on 64 is hekka fun.
oooooooo i also like mario kart, buh mario party is betta
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5.
A board-game style video game for the Nintendo 64 consisting of numerous mini-games in which up to 4 players compete for stars.
We wasted a whole day playing mario party.
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6.
An orgy, where the members take turns playing Nintendo the entire time.
We had a Mario Party, and I got to pretend I had a Yoshi tongue.
7.
1.) Total and completely unadulterated bullshit.
2.) An elaborate mechanism by which one can spend over an hour essentially flipping a coin.
1. )"I was playing some Mario Party with my friends last night. I was winning by like 10 stars and in the last 5 turns I went from 1st place to last. Also, my friend won the fucking lottery and got 100 coins for no good fucking reason. The game is total bullshit."
2.) "Wow wtf I totally just wasted an hour and a half playing a game that ends with no correlation to my input."
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