Mario Tennis Whores

What is Mario Tennis Whores?


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Girls who pass by your dorm room when the door is open and they just waltz in and freak out when they see you have an N64 and any Mario game, especially Party, Kart and Tennis and they decide to become your new best friend.

Girls pass by an open dorm room door, converse within earshot of the inhabitants of the dorm, come in and begin with:

Girls: Hey are you guys going out tonight? We need dates.

Guys: No, we're not going out tonight.

Girls: Is that an N64, do you have Mario Tennis?!

Guys: Yes.

Girls: Can we come play with you all the time now?

Guys: You're a bunch of fucking Mario Tennis Whores

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