Mario Test

What is Mario Test?


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a test that can be conducted to determine if a girl is a whore or not. from the movie "a bronx tale"

steps are as proceeds:

1. get her in your car and drive on the highway.

2. pull up to a tractor trailer and get the drivers attention.

3. ask the girl to go down on you.

4. if that dirty tramp goes down on the 'ole bracciole, knowing that guy's watching...she's a whore and can't be trusted.

Sonny: You borrow my car. And then you give her the test.

Calogero 'C' Anello: What? The Mario test?

Sonny: Mario? Mario's a fucking psycho.

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