Mario Vezzosi

What is Mario Vezzosi?

A man whore who you should always use protection with for your sake. Known to have 17 different known STDs and 3unknown.

Mario gave that chick crabs last night.

Penis War

1. when two or more guys (or girls) get out their penises (hard or flaccid) and duel with them. This usually consists of the competitors sm..

Olympic Toke

1. When someone with the lungs of a dolphin, or Michael Phelps, takes a massive hit from a bong. Dude I heard Jeremy on the track team too..

Zniffing

1. extremely dramatic sniffing. When Paco saw Miguel leaving he was zniffing so hard the beverage came out of his nose. See sniff, cry, d..

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