Mariocentic

What is Mariocentic?

Theory that Marz is the center of the universe.

Contrary to popular heliocentric belief, my mariocentric model clearly demonstrates how MARZ is the center of the univers!

Pocket Trap

1. When you walk past a door knob/ handle/ banister railing, and your pocket gets caught on it, hence pulling you back suddenly, and making..

Craptabulastic

1. Things being good but at the same time crappy. The funeral was craptabulastic. See crappy, shitty, badly good, awesomely bad..

Headlock

1. Where the woman is on top thrusting ever so gently, just as she comes to the top of the penis head, she squeezes her pussy walls therefo..

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