What is Mariocrastinate?
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When playing Super Mario, wasting time jumping on goombas and dancing around, then running frantically at the end to speed through the level to finish before time runs out.
Dude, I feel like such a loser, I've mastered how to mariocrastinate. I even memorized the times you need get from one portal to the next.
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diesel power sandpaper vibrator. Starts off feeling good but friction quickly builds
"Talking to her was Mindy-licious"
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