What is Mariocrastinate?
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When playing Super Mario, wasting time jumping on goombas and dancing around, then running frantically at the end to speed through the level to finish before time runs out.
Dude, I feel like such a loser, I've mastered how to mariocrastinate. I even memorized the times you need get from one portal to the next.
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getting a blow job while taking a crap and eating a frozen desert treat, all while watching scrubs on TV.
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to be crazy, reckless, insane, and/or exciting. Also to be weird, or strange, in more of a mental manner.
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