Mario's Egg Van

What is Mario's Egg Van?


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a mobile diesel powered pornography pirate living in the vicinity of a public school and a park, who claims to sell eggs in order to make his cash income legitimate, so he can then buy his mrs a sierra 2.0 estate as a little town car, and sell his sovereign and break his hip falling off a car port

there goes mario's egg van past a creche

safe maz, got any porno or free range

See nonce, maz, egg, van, shit


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