Mariotti

What is Mariotti?

1. A sports writer for The Miami Herald and beat writer for the Heat.

2. Frequent guest of Around The Horn on ESPN.

3. A Flamer; buttpirate

"Mariotti is a huge fag"~ Ozzie Guillen, Manager Chicago White Sox"

See mariotti, baseball

Marlette Monster

1. The act of leaving a huge dump in a public restroom for all to see. Toilet paper is disposed of elsewhere so as not to cover up the mons..

Quarter-assed

1. Half of half-assed; a very, very poor attempt. First coined by GC of Fafarazzi. Those new kids can't even make a quarter-assed att..

Suction Cup

1. When a guy covers a woman's nose with his testicles and then sticks his dick in her mouth. While she's suckin he quickly yanks..

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