Maris Edit Meaning

1.

NOT A WHORE. does not give lap dances, is of the female descent. She has morals and values and does not act like tila tequila.

"Maris is my biffer forever"

"Oh, you mean that girl that gives lap dances?"

"No, not at all. She has values and morals. She does not act like tila tequila."

"oh, Word."

See tila tequila, whores, maris, morals

2.

A "girlfriend" that a guy claims to have, but nobody's ever seen her. May be either fictional and created to boost his image, antisocial, or highly resistant to spending time with his friends.

Based on Niles' wife in Frasier, who is often referred to but never seen unobstructed.

Hey man, glad you could make it to my party! Did you come alone? Where's your Maris this time?

See vera, invisible girlfriend, harvey

3.

The kind of lapdancing that is performed in such an intoxicatedstate, it ceases to be sexy. Might even lead to guys asking the performer of the maris dance to please sit down. The maris tends to turn off even the most horny drunk guy. It involves swaying rather than shaking, and and might be performed a couple of meters off from the intended location.

Party People: LAPDANCE! LAPDANCE! LAPDANCE!

*girl gets up, starts drunkenly moving her hips from side to side, in a way she believes to be seductive, 3 meters away from the male supposedly receiving the lapdance*

-5 seconds of awkward silence-

Party People: It's okay, you can sit down now.

Whispers: What a maris

See lapdance, unsexy, drunk, funny

4.

An invisible domineering, henpecking female who denies her husband any pleasure in life; sometimes thought to be a non-existent person who men use as an excuse not to socialize.

Allen wanted to take his dick with him to the party but Maris wouldn't allow it. It's fun to emasculate Allen.

5.

very hot guy

he is such a maris!

See mel