Maritaed

What is Maritaed?

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(1) When someone lobbies you to receive an invitation to your wedding because it is taking place in their home town, but you decide to schnide them anyway because it would be funny." (2)

"Ferry tried as hard as he could but he still got Marited for the wedding in Philly."
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