Marital Aid Edit Meaning

1.

1) Truly an item or object used to create a better sexual experience for lovers. A vibrator or sex toy. A dildoor the like. Sexual lubricants. Flavored sexual lubricants. Ribbed condom or the like.

2) A term used to incite laughter on a job-site or construction site to identify a large tool.

1) Kirk: "Spock, come to my ready room, and bring our favorite marital aid!"

2) Johnson: "Smith, go get that high torque two-inch hole boring hammer drill..and get the kid to come here to help me with it would ya!?"

Smith: "I'll get the kid and HE can bring you the marital aid!"

See sex toy, tool, toy, construction, gay, lover, lovers, aids, lubricant, sex, love, intercourse, ouch, pain, dildo, vibrator, drill, power, large

2.

a conservative euphemism for sex toys, see also marital device.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?

Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital aid I could be.

See vibrator, dildo, marital device, sex toy, sex toys