What is Marital Coma?
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The years spent in a bad marriage. The time which was lost in marital hell. Upon waking up out of a marital coma a woman behaves the age she was when she got married. Marital comas contribute greatly to the cougar phenomenon.
Upon waking from her 14 year marital coma, Maggie was fiercly attracted to and preyed upon the young hunky 20-somethings at the sports bar where she and her children often dined.
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The faith/religion of universal douchebagaknights. They all run the douchebagathon. They all study douchebagology.
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1.)One who fucks the anus
2.)The act of anal sex
"Check out that dumper pumper action"
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act of busting a cap in one's ass
"straight servin your ass heat" S.C Cartel
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