Marital Device

What is Marital Device?

a conservative euphemism for sex toys.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?

Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.

See sex toy, dildo, vibrator, conservative, marriage

Sweasticles

1. Testicles that are sweaty; sweaty testicles. 'Damn, it's so hot out. I got some sweasticles!' See testicles, sweat, swe..

Kinky She Devil

1. good looking girl she is a kinky she devil 2. your mum lynnete is a kinky she devil. o yer baby i'd hit that...

Nib Libbling

1. nibbling on someone's lips whilst snogging them "Cor blimey he was good at snogging!" "Did he do nib libbling?&quo..

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