Marital Device

What is Marital Device?

a conservative euphemism for sex toys.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?

Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.

See sex toy, dildo, vibrator, conservative, marriage

Dine Out

1. Road head, but with the roles switched. While the female is driving, the male is eating her out. Since Anna gave Luke road head on the..

Snuggler's Knotch

1. A skiing location in Vermont (aka Bo's mind) I just played ultimate frisbee in Snuggler's Knotch I totally wiped out on that..

Foot Waves

1. Money to buy drugs I got 15 foot waves for the night. I have 2 1/2 surfers for 30 foot waves See wave, waves, wavey, surfers..

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