Marital Device

What is Marital Device?

a conservative euphemism for sex toys.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?

Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.

See sex toy, dildo, vibrator, conservative, marriage

Zaccarias

1. someone who is a flirt with almost everyone That guy's bein' such a flirt... he must be a Zaccarias. See flirt, silly, outgo..

Notsomuch

1. Where something you would expect to be great in quality,measure or degree turns out to be pretty lame and does not reach your expectatio..

You Tell Me

1. I could scarcely bear the thought of inhabiting the same universe as you. Pottsy says: what happened last weekend? Ed says: You tell..

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