Marital Device

What is Marital Device?

a conservative euphemism for sex toys.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?

Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.

See sex toy, dildo, vibrator, conservative, marriage

Nutty Chiffin

1. Crazy, or alot of fun. "That party was Nutty Chiffin!" See fun, crazy, insane, awesome, wack..

2 2 Base

1. a feelski; not quite 2nd base, but 2 2 BASE Jim: Dude, how far did you go with your date? Bob: Well, I went to 2 2 base. Jim: Dude..

Inging The Puds

1. For Females; The act of stuffing pudding into the vagina as a means of masturbation. Works best usually after being chilled. She took ..

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