Marital Device

What is Marital Device?

a conservative euphemism for sex toys.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?

Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.

See sex toy, dildo, vibrator, conservative, marriage

Throw Rug

1. a chick that is a real dirty slut with out a good figure Man that girl is flat and dirty. You could lay her down anywhere....she's..

Jcook

1. a pedo. likes hunting, small children, and sour war heads. also, very ugly at times then "attractive at other times" ..

Eph

1. fuck eph you 2. to be used in replacement of the letter 'F' in any situation. Eph that. Eph you. you stupid mother epher..

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