Marital Device

What is Marital Device?

a conservative euphemism for sex toys.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?

Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.

See sex toy, dildo, vibrator, conservative, marriage

Urbanghost

1. One bad motha. Makes orangepeel look like a p*ssy di*k on xbox360. He is also know as the God of online play, many want be him but cant!..

Namush

1. Mash-up of "not much." What you say when you're a really boring person asks you what's up and you have nothing inter..

Buttering The Corn Cob

1. Male; to masturbate. See also Shining the Torpedo. If I don't get any action on my date, I'll be buttering the corn cob late..

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