Marital Device

What is Marital Device?

a conservative euphemism for sex toys.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?

Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.

See sex toy, dildo, vibrator, conservative, marriage

Allam

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W.l.t.p.

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Ouchrageous

1. The combination of pain, shock, and outrage you feel when you are caught off guard by some sort of disturbing information. Oh my god th..

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