Marital Device

What is Marital Device?

a conservative euphemism for sex toys.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?

Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.

See sex toy, dildo, vibrator, conservative, marriage

Quenchiness

1. How much a liquid quenches your thirst. Dude lets see how much quenchiness these gatorades have! See quencher, quinch, thirst quencher..

Drunk Eyes

1. When a person (usually a girl) consumes an amount of alcohol sufficient to reflect intoxication in their eyes. Usually evidenced by sedu..

Filthy Chihuahua

1. One partner defecates without wiping. Then before, during and/or after sexual intercourse this person will wipe the filthy anus on the s..

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