Marital Device

What is Marital Device?

a conservative euphemism for sex toys.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?

Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.

See sex toy, dildo, vibrator, conservative, marriage

Queve

1. A vaginal fart, sometimes caused by pressure in rear so wind escapes out the front but can also be used to describe that loud ugly sound..

W-douche 40

1. Slang name for the spray lubricating product WD-40 Spray some W-Douche 40 on that car door hinge, that will fix the squeak. See douche..

Rick

1. to completely and utterly screw something up so badly that it cannot be repaired. The result of sending in an idiot to deal with a burch..

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