Marital Device

What is Marital Device?

a conservative euphemism for sex toys.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?

Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.

See sex toy, dildo, vibrator, conservative, marriage

Danglin

1. Used to describe an action. I was downtown danglin some brews with my friends or I was danglin this girl when she....... See danglin, ..

1. another version of the rock on sign try it wit ur right hand COPYRIGHT LAURA IN BAYSIDE, NY 2004..

Homoesque

1. The act of being gay To describe something homosexual in nature. If you were anymore homoesque, you would be Richard Simmons See homo..

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