Marital Device

What is Marital Device?

a conservative euphemism for sex toys.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?

Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.

See sex toy, dildo, vibrator, conservative, marriage

Snitty

1. a combination of snotty and shitty; also a synonym for snotty depending on usage snitty snitty bang bang 2. One who thinks of themsel..

Tapioca Tube

1. Another word for the male penis I caught James tuggin' the tapioca tube last night. What a fuckin cluck. See Alicia..

Yaktive

1. animated yakking, talking, chit-chatting, flirting jealous girlfriend: I saw you gettin' all yaktive with that girl last night so ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Marital Device Edit Meaning