Marital Device

What is Marital Device?

a conservative euphemism for sex toys.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?

Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.

See sex toy, dildo, vibrator, conservative, marriage

Qwashole

1. you son of a bitch you do it so well. <Robbie T.> Hey, How are you, you son of a bitch <Luke> oh shut the fuck up you qwas..

Momilf

1. My Own Mother I'd Like To Fuck. Yeah, some people are so sick. -Hey, she was hot! -Yeah, its my mom. She's my momilf. See ..

Mensicles

1. man nipple? MANTIT sickle my nipple. Ty: mensicles Hollie: im hot! Aria: sure are ;) Dominic: kevin! Sam: indeed, Dominic: i want ..

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