Marital Device

What is Marital Device?

a conservative euphemism for sex toys.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?

Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.

See sex toy, dildo, vibrator, conservative, marriage

Killing Kittys

1. Meaning To Masturbate. Ted: I like killing kittys! Jen: Eww... See masturbating, killing, kitties, cats..

Decasexual

1. A person who is attracted to ojects, males, females, hermaphrodites, animals, and all the five previously listed nouns but in 2 dimensio..

Nickiyi

1. A player on the famous online multiplayer game Runescape. He likes long walks on the beach with your mothers. He loves to lick the chees..

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