Marital Device

What is Marital Device?

a conservative euphemism for sex toys.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?

Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.

See sex toy, dildo, vibrator, conservative, marriage

Doodoo Teeth

1. It's when an ugly girl or a boy (mostly an ugly girl) has brown spots on her teeth and it looks like doodoo on her teeth. Eew! Loo..

Ounching

1. The act of being gulible You had better stop ounching before you cause some real damage. See ounching, ounch, mind, games, gulible..

Monatomic

1. of or relating to a penis consisting of a single atom; "Phill and Matt have monatomic knobs" See monatomic, knob, small, tin..

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