Marital Device

What is Marital Device?

a conservative euphemism for sex toys.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?

Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.

See sex toy, dildo, vibrator, conservative, marriage

Eco Press

1. trying to impress others by showing how eco friendly you are with the things you use in life. "damm, that guy is trying to eco pr..

Zorged

1. another word for stole, much like the phrase *YOINK* You zorged my CloudSong! See cloudsong, stole, zorged, yoink, noobs..

Oogna

1. The sound an accordion makes. "Oogna oogna oogna"..

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