Marital Device

What is Marital Device?

a conservative euphemism for sex toys.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?

Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.

See sex toy, dildo, vibrator, conservative, marriage

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