Marital Device

What is Marital Device?

a conservative euphemism for sex toys.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?

Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.

See sex toy, dildo, vibrator, conservative, marriage

Larraine

1. A intelligent girl with some kind of unique talent. Wait's patiently at times. Grinds good. A rawr on the bed x big hearted,loving,..

Higginbottom

1. the surname of the best people in existance! they also have great taste in everything. "hey look it's josh Higginbottom"..

Pornagraphul

1. something that consist of porn, a feeling you have. i feel pornagraphul See porn, horney, sex, misty..

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