Marital Device

What is Marital Device?

a conservative euphemism for sex toys.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?

Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.

See sex toy, dildo, vibrator, conservative, marriage

Josh Hearn

1. someone who is the biggest goober the world has ever seen "hey Josh hearn your a goober and ur smelly!" See gooby, goober, s..

Xueying

1. (n.) 1) Getting unexpectedly pulled into a steamy make out session by a member of the opposite or same sex. Dude, that girl back there ..

Sorrenti

1. an apesman conquistador in search of bgold as a sorrenti i much enjoy finding a hidden bgold deep in the amazon jungle See sorrenti, p..

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