Marital Device

What is Marital Device?

a conservative euphemism for sex toys.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?

Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.

See sex toy, dildo, vibrator, conservative, marriage

Rochester Grey

1. the color in the sky above Rochester, NY. however, the cloudiest city in the country is Ravenna, OH. dont go there, not even to visit...

Ankle Biter

1. a toddler. A child between the ages of 1 and 4. "Yeah, she's all married an' got a buncha little ankle biters runnin&ap..

Rollice

1. a name for a police man because they always sneak up on your ass put that joint out man! theirs a rollice behind us. See police, cop, ..

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