Marital Device

What is Marital Device?

a conservative euphemism for sex toys.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?

Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.

See sex toy, dildo, vibrator, conservative, marriage

Kedge

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Urbanated

1. to have your definition show up on URBAN DICTIONARY'S home page. I don't know if I can talk to you anymore, I was urbanated t..

Ninternet

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