Marital Device

What is Marital Device?

a conservative euphemism for sex toys.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?

Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.

See sex toy, dildo, vibrator, conservative, marriage

Arks

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E-40

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Post Orifice

1. A lady's BEARDED LETTER- BOX, designed to receive what she hopes will be a REGULAR DELIVERY of FIRST-CLASS MALE. Each morning on w..

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