Marital Device

What is Marital Device?

a conservative euphemism for sex toys.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?

Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.

See sex toy, dildo, vibrator, conservative, marriage

Upcrease

1. To greatly increase; generally referring to one's productivity in an office environment. Jeri really needs to upcrease his file re..

Entomologist

1. a zoologist who studies insects;the scientific study of insects also, entomology - the act of studying insects Tom wants to be an ento..

M.i.l

1. means Mother-in-Law. "My m.i.l is crazy!" or "My m.i.l is very rich." See mother in law, mil, mother, family..

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