Marital Device

What is Marital Device?

a conservative euphemism for sex toys.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?

Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.

See sex toy, dildo, vibrator, conservative, marriage

J. Maddox

1. J. Maddox is gonna die in 7 days! J. Maddox See die, 7, days, bitch..

Holy H. Jumped Up

1. Expression of surprise that my dad uses. I may have heard someone else use it. Me: Dad, the Chinese just sent a man into space! Dad:..

Jenica

1. a HOT girl extremely do-able perfect body type NOT a slut but is obsessed with sex great personality too pretty much every guy..

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