Marital Device

What is Marital Device?

a conservative euphemism for sex toys.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?

Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.

See sex toy, dildo, vibrator, conservative, marriage

W.s.g.

1. WSG or Washington Street Guy. A Man who works on his car shirtless often enough that when you drive by you often look to get a glimpse ..

W.m.d.

1. 1. Weapons of Mass Deception 2. Bullshit 3. An excuse for a douche-bag to blow America's grand-children's future and fill a ..

Ergonomist

1. One who practices and gives advice on ergonomics; human factors specialist (US). Often referred to as an ergonomics consultant (UK). ..

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