Marital Device

What is Marital Device?

a conservative euphemism for sex toys.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?

Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.

See sex toy, dildo, vibrator, conservative, marriage

Mustard Job

1. Ejaculate into a bun, slap a hot dog on the bun, and have someone eat it. Mustard Job will become mustard job mustard job will become ..

Blow Job Eyes

1. its the eyes of a woman while she is giving oral to a guy, she just looks up to his eyes Her eyes say to the guy "yea i got your di..

Facepump

1. The act of pumping someone's face full of your cock. A blowjob. Yo dude, did you facepump her or what?..

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