Marital Device

What is Marital Device?

a conservative euphemism for sex toys.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?

Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.

See sex toy, dildo, vibrator, conservative, marriage

Kimmeted

1. vomited, especially after drinking Ralph drank too much and kimmeted on his shoes. See puked, spewed, yakked 2. vomited, especially ..

Attemptingly

1. When something is attempted. It is a word. Vinnie is dumb. Attemptingly See at..

Reverse Lumpkin

1. The act of defecating in a girl's mouth while ejaculating into a toilet i told meagan what a reverse lumpkin is and then we did it..

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