Marital Device

What is Marital Device?

a conservative euphemism for sex toys.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?

Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.

See sex toy, dildo, vibrator, conservative, marriage

Quick Timmy

1. To walk into a group of people and release a fart that smells so bad people have to evacuate the area. After doing it walk away to keep ..

Qettoe

1. The aerosol particles that are ejected from the anus during an exceptionally moist and scorching fart. There was much qettoe on my face..

Zitface

1. A term for someone who has many zits or pimples on their face. Use some soap, zitface!..

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