Marital Device

What is Marital Device?

a conservative euphemism for sex toys.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?

Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.

See sex toy, dildo, vibrator, conservative, marriage

Doober Dump Tuck

1. When one tucks his penis between his legs while taking a shit so as to get fecal matter on the tip. Thomas executed a Doober Dump Tuck ..

Up Tuck

1. to tuck ones cock upward between the belly and waist line of the pants in order to hide a boner A: I have a boner! what should i do? B..

Zoogly

1. Adj. To be of amazing smarts, genius, and talent. May drive you into insane madness. "Don't be so zoogly, you're driving..

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