Marital Device

What is Marital Device?

a conservative euphemism for sex toys.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?

Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.

See sex toy, dildo, vibrator, conservative, marriage

Konner

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Cozies

1. A another word for comfy clothes, lounge wear or pajamas. David came home from work, got into his cozies and opened a bottle of wine. ..

Moon Midget

1. A short guy whoes always high. "Why hello there, Tommy!" "You moon midget!"..

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