Marital Device

What is Marital Device?

a conservative euphemism for sex toys.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?

Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.

See sex toy, dildo, vibrator, conservative, marriage

Doggonit

1. an expression of showing mild or high frustration Doggonit, she made me waste my doggone pecan candy. See doggonit, doggone, daggonit,..

Yomdick

1. a flavored penis used to enhance sexual pleasure during a "head" time the yom dick was so delicious that i almost bit it off..

Ebonic Plague

1. The growing acceptability of having absolutely no education at all There seems to be an outbreak of the ebonic plague in here. I can&a..

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