Marital Device

What is Marital Device?

a conservative euphemism for sex toys.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?

Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.

See sex toy, dildo, vibrator, conservative, marriage

Neurotica

1. intentionally neurotic literature or art I wrote a short work of neurotica describing my issues with going for a massage. I can't ..

Oufa!

1. Whoa, watch. To give caution or exclamation. I said oufa, as I opened my cell phone bill...

Yumafull

1. delicious, good beyond belief. John: that chow mein was hella good! Carl: dude i know it was fucking yumafull. See tasty, good, delic..

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