Marital Device

What is Marital Device?

a conservative euphemism for sex toys.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?

Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.

See sex toy, dildo, vibrator, conservative, marriage

Herbinator

1. A person named Herb who is large in penis size. I am a Herbinator! See Anonymous 2. A person named Herb who clearly lacks taste and ..

Kittey

1. another word for a fucking pussy Kuba: dude her Kittey was almost as wet as my grandmas vaginal canal Ben: NIICE!..

Geethay

1. Nickname used by flavor flave (foofey foofey) for bridgette. Yo geethay...FLAVA FLAAAAAAAAAAV..

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