Maritals

What is Maritals?

Sexual relations between husband and wife. Used in mockery of conservatives who think sex should only happen in marriage.

"Can I come over tonight or are you and Lee having maritals?"

Twiglet

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Jackofspades

1. The best card in the deck. He is eating a popsicle. But then he played the jackofspades...

Voltron Nightgown

1. An electrically-charged condom, powered by a battery. Theresa? I heard her cooteris so loose, she needs a Voltron Nightgown just to get..

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