Maritals

What is Maritals?

Sexual relations between husband and wife. Used in mockery of conservatives who think sex should only happen in marriage.

"Can I come over tonight or are you and Lee having maritals?"

Cock Pretzel

1. Another word for Hot Wheels. Stupid people choak on cock pretzels. See Jessie..

1. Short for Interstate 95. Quite possibly the most congested Interstate highway in the USA, with the worst drivers (east coast drivers) in..

¯º_o/¯

1. Slighty crazed, excited face. Bobby-Sue:I JUST GOT LAID Sue-Bobby:ME TOO! Both:¯(º_o)/¯ See excited, yay, crazed, face, sad, ¯(º_o)/..

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