What is Maritzi?
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Maritzi's are creatures that love to perform fellatio on random men they pick up at the bar. They love practicing fellatio on itz-a-kadoo-zi popsicles, in the summer. They tend to refrain from engaging in sexual activity. Fellatio is one of their favorite activities in the bedroom or in the car. A common mating call expressed by their mates is,"OH GOD!!!!"
A Maritzi would say that,"I gave him such good head that he was saying,"OH GOD!" and he was holding on to my arms so tight he bruised them."
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