What is Maritzi?
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Maritzi's are creatures that love to perform fellatio on random men they pick up at the bar. They love practicing fellatio on itz-a-kadoo-zi popsicles, in the summer. They tend to refrain from engaging in sexual activity. Fellatio is one of their favorite activities in the bedroom or in the car. A common mating call expressed by their mates is,"OH GOD!!!!"
A Maritzi would say that,"I gave him such good head that he was saying,"OH GOD!" and he was holding on to my arms so tight he bruised them."
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When a girl is cummed on in the face by a large number of men, 7 or more.
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the awesomely talented lead guitarist for Thrice.
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Common mispellings:
the = teh
that = taht
take = taek
own = pwn
you = joo
dude = jood
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