What is Mark Loftus?
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A type of eye infection characterized by the swelling of posterior chamber of the iris and an abnormal enlargement of the suspensory ligament. In other words, your eyes will look like its just been fucked. There is no cure for this type of infection and results in permanente stupidness and incomprehensibility.
Jimmy, don't rub your eyes! You don't want to get that nasty mark loftus eye infection do you? You will be stupid forever and no longer finish Penn!
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