Mark Messier

What is Mark Messier?


1.

verb: When you're fucking a girl and ur friends are all watching from the closet in Rangers/Oilers jerseys, u proceed to ejaculate porn-style on her face and then beat the living shit out of her, breaking her nose, causing a strawberry shortcake and knocking out several of her teeth.

I didn't really like fucking Samantha that much, it was really good when u guys helped me out after i climaxed, video taping and helping out with the Mark Messier afterward. Now I am a millionaire from selling copies of the video on the internet.

See hockey, greatness, immortal, captain


32

Random Words:

1. Typically occurs while drinking alcohol for a bit and breaking the seal, and then ejaculating. The sensation feels as if the subject mus..
1. Greg Perkins is the whitest white rapper from Northern Vermont. Yo son, Greg Perkins is the whitest white rapper from Northern Vermont...
1. Noun: small petty minded egotist with a liking for science fiction bob: are you watching that star trek episode again? You're such..