What is Mark Messier?
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verb: When you're fucking a girl and ur friends are all watching from the closet in Rangers/Oilers jerseys, u proceed to ejaculate porn-style on her face and then beat the living shit out of her, breaking her nose, causing a
I didn't really like fucking Samantha that much, it was really good when u guys helped me out after i climaxed, video taping and helping out with the Mark Messier afterward. Now I am a millionaire from selling copies of the video on the internet.
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a slick fat bastard okay he's actually pretty caring:) who helps 50 girls with hw simultaneously on AIM
hide your chicks! Marshall..
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Commonly refered to in Dr.Torburn's Classical Mythology class; they are Nymphs who often sex men to the point of death, or often ju..
