Mark Messier

What is Mark Messier?


1.

verb: When you're fucking a girl and ur friends are all watching from the closet in Rangers/Oilers jerseys, u proceed to ejaculate porn-style on her face and then beat the living shit out of her, breaking her nose, causing a strawberry shortcake and knocking out several of her teeth.

I didn't really like fucking Samantha that much, it was really good when u guys helped me out after i climaxed, video taping and helping out with the Mark Messier afterward. Now I am a millionaire from selling copies of the video on the internet.

See hockey, greatness, immortal, captain


32

Random Words:

1. When you're not telling the truth blatently. Oftentimes, the type of lie can be identified by a foggy relay of the details of the ..
1. A sleep schedule in which a person sleeps 30 minutes every four to six hours. (This is actually done by some people notably university/c..
1. Angel and Demon. The two cosmic forces that have entered into an eternal, recurring epic battle. This time the incarnations are two youn..