What is Mark Messier?
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verb: When you're fucking a girl and ur friends are all watching from the closet in Rangers/Oilers jerseys, u proceed to ejaculate porn-style on her face and then beat the living shit out of her, breaking her nose, causing a
I didn't really like fucking Samantha that much, it was really good when u guys helped me out after i climaxed, video taping and helping out with the Mark Messier afterward. Now I am a millionaire from selling copies of the video on the internet.
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Things you promise yourself you will do or accomplish, but try as you might you never will.
"This year I'm going to lose weig..
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A laptop placed into a bin with a laptop cooler pad and some speakers.
I made myself one of those lap in a boxes.
See lap, top, laptop..
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When you get an erection while you are walking, and startwalking like a zombie because of it.
mate i saw dis well fit bird last night a..
