What is Mark Messier?
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verb: When you're fucking a girl and ur friends are all watching from the closet in Rangers/Oilers jerseys, u proceed to ejaculate porn-style on her face and then beat the living shit out of her, breaking her nose, causing a
I didn't really like fucking Samantha that much, it was really good when u guys helped me out after i climaxed, video taping and helping out with the Mark Messier afterward. Now I am a millionaire from selling copies of the video on the internet.
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Dried sperm on the computer keyboard resulting from masturbation while surfing porn on the internet.
Dang it! My computer keyboard stop..
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To be kicked directly in the asshole with a pointed shoe.
Sally bent over to grab a nickle and I gave her a mad crazy black brown eye!!..
