What is Mark Messier?
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verb: When you're fucking a girl and ur friends are all watching from the closet in Rangers/Oilers jerseys, u proceed to ejaculate porn-style on her face and then beat the living shit out of her, breaking her nose, causing a
I didn't really like fucking Samantha that much, it was really good when u guys helped me out after i climaxed, video taping and helping out with the Mark Messier afterward. Now I am a millionaire from selling copies of the video on the internet.
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In Texas holdem, when a player is dealt pocket nines, he is said to be holding a german virgin.
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a lesbian girl who enjoys taking her vagina and knock it on other vaginaes.
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thee most crucial of the crucial; the alpha and the omega son
Caitlin is the crucialist of all the bitches in the room.
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