Mark Messier

What is Mark Messier?

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verb: When you're fucking a girl and ur friends are all watching from the closet in Rangers/Oilers jerseys, u proceed to ejaculate porn-style on her face and then beat the living shit out of her, breaking her nose, causing a strawberry shortcake and knocking out several of her teeth.

I didn't really like fucking Samantha that much, it was really good when u guys helped me out after i climaxed, video taping and helping out with the Mark Messier afterward. Now I am a millionaire from selling copies of the video on the internet.

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