What is Mark Messier?
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verb: When you're fucking a girl and ur friends are all watching from the closet in Rangers/Oilers jerseys, u proceed to ejaculate porn-style on her face and then beat the living shit out of her, breaking her nose, causing a
I didn't really like fucking Samantha that much, it was really good when u guys helped me out after i climaxed, video taping and helping out with the Mark Messier afterward. Now I am a millionaire from selling copies of the video on the internet.
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Code name for Balack and Tans
See also Irish Nyquil
Kevin's ass got suspended for hitin' the Irish Dayquil int he parking lo..
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When you bang the bejesus out of the homely office secretary after getting tanked in front of the whole office staff. This makes for ex..
