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When you are doing your business and stand to close to the urinal and a splash of urine gets on your clothes.
Don't stand to close..
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a condition created when the rear struts or shocks of a car stop functioning and the weight of the car rests only on the springs causing..
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when the toilet seat is nasty as hell and you have to hold your ass above it so you dont get herpes
i walked into the public bathroom ..