Mark Stoermer

What is Mark Stoermer?


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Bassist for The Killers.

Plays the bassand the guitar.

Over 6 feet and has shoulder-length blonde hair.

Looks like Jesus.

Mark Stoermer is tall and looks like Jesus.


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