What is Marketing Computer?
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A device that turns simple tasks into infinitely complex agendas that don't necessarily do what you wanted in the first place.
I attempted to open and read a text file on my 'Marketing Computer', however, it instead opened a flash presentation using several buzzwords that didn't even relate to opening or reading my text file.
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A craptastrophe is any event resulting in an epic ejection of fecal matter.
From what or whom isn't as important as the fact that ..
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1.) A Slag
2.) Individual lacking in moral fiber
3.) Individual who enjoys sleeping around
So Doyle, I hear the ol' fuck dragon ..
