Marketing Mongrel

What is Marketing Mongrel?


1.

An even lower form of life than the Management Minga. A Marketing Mongrel typically aspires to (a) be a Management Minga, (b)hang out with Management Minga's; but in most cases niether is achievable. Marketing Mongrels engage in activities that even the common cretinwould not and incur such names as " Chipmunk", "gumby", or "Number three" through either appearance or behavioural characteristics.

" Man I wish I was a Management Minga. They're so smart and not to mention, HOT!"

" Forget it, once a Markting Mongrel, always a Marketing Mongrel"

"Man, if only I didn't look like a chipmunk...I wonder if I'll get invited to the next minga party"

"doubt it"

See cretin, mongrel, chipmunk


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