What is Markham?
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The name of a suburban town just north of the city of Toronto, Canada. A really drab place where absolutely nothing happens, most of the people are ignorant, and bad drivers.
I'm from Markham, the most lamest place on earth.
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to lie; to deceive; to make shit up for personal eogtistical gain
"God Damm it, Tim, don't markham to me in front of my face ever fucking again!"
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A boring ass town with nothing to do. North of Toronto, it's as boring as the time I watched Glitter on TV. Theres nothing to do. The closest thing to excitement is wasting your weekend to drop off your kids at a soccer game you know they won't win.
Person#1: "Dude, wanna waste some time?"
Person#2: "We live in Markham. Were basically wasting our time 24/7"
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A large town just north of Toronto, Ontario where the Champions Club (a large, sports-oriented gang) runs the streets. This group of young men has recently moved on to bigger and better things, leaving Markham's streets a cold and desolate place.
The Champions Club returned for a week in the summer and Markham nearly fell apart.
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