What is Markita?
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1.) Named after a cheap dodgy tool brand, that no self respecting man would buy.
2.) A girl who is jealous of her boyfriend's female friends and ruins his life by driving people away.
3.) The rebound girl
4.) Can't be without a man
5.) Pathological Liar
6.) Back stabber, Turncoat
7.) Rat features
You're Such a Markita
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Hair in the pubic region
"Dude, she doesn't shave her downstairs hair!"
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In essence, the same as a "fuck buddy" or "friend with benefits".
I think we can all agree that the alliteration in..