Markita

What is Markita?


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1.) Named after a cheap dodgy tool brand, that no self respecting man would buy.

2.) A girl who is jealous of her boyfriend's female friends and ruins his life by driving people away.

3.) The rebound girl

4.) Can't be without a man

5.) Pathological Liar

6.) Back stabber, Turncoat

7.) Rat features

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