What is Markleyed?
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Being under the influence of alcohol to the point where you can no longer stand up straight, mostly mumble, scream out fraternity chants at the top of your lungs and eventually pass out either on the floor of a bathroom or in a storage closet.
Dude, Mike got totally Markleyed. He fell UP the stairs then slept in the kitchen storage closet. Great night.
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A carousing "dinosaur" sorostitute that gets way too smashed to handle her unsightly features. Liable for lawsuits by dancing ..