What is Markolepsy?
1.
Noun: A disease named after Mark G from Westcliff in Essex, characterised by long boughts of lapsed concentration.
Often found in combination with
"We wont be getting much done now, he's really suffering from Markolepsy today"
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2.
Condition wherein the stated objective is to work but being un-able to do so from a severe lack of concentration brought on by a lack of caffeine and an addiction to magazines.
Tom was supposed to write up his report last night but a case of markolepsy kept him from finishing it.
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3.
when the bartender passes out drunk. Usually this is followed by the bar closing way too early
"This bartender has markolepsy. I keep having to wake him up to get a drink."
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