What is Markonus?
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100% gym junkie who likes to bench women and has a strong pimp hand and pimp thrust. he has a penis of large proportions and to comemorate this, the erect tower of markonus was built in the 21st centuary which is located in brighton and damascus. only have been built in the whole world because of the excess amounts of equipment and laborours used to make it.
we love u markonus...luv natalieus and fredicus
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