What is Markuss?
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SEXY, FUN, CONFIDENT, BIG, TOUGH, STRONG, WILL KILL ANYONE THAT FUCKS WITH HIM OR HIS GIRLFRIEND
MARTIN-"IM MARKUSS I PLAY LACROSSE, IM COOL."
MARKUSS-"IM GOING TO TO BEAT YOUR ASS!"
MARTIN-"ILL GIVE YOU A COOKIE...OR 2."
MARKUSS- DRIVES TO SAN DIEGO (WAITS FOR MARTIN AFTER PRACTICE) AND HITS HIM WITH HIS BLUE TOYOTA COROLA SPORTS.
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The act of deep throating till you vomit, then while vomiting, bit the dick till it crunches
Doctor please sew my dick up, this dumb bi..