What is Marky Mark?
1.
A badass singer/underwear model turned actor. He has three nipples and has those good vibrations.
Brother of Donnie Wahlberg.
Recently seen in the movie Four Brothers where he was displaying his badass acting skills.
I'll never compare to Marky Mark and his good vibrations.
2.
Hunky, studly; like a high school football player. Looking like Mark Wahlberg in the era of his Calvin Klein ads. Sometimes it also implies someone that is not too bright (as in the case of most jocks). Usually used to describe someone younger, really fit older guys are, well, just really fit older guys.
“Shelly, did you see that guy at the other end of the dance floor? Ohmygod, he is so totally marky mark. I’d like to feel HIS vibration.”
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3.
To place ones finger up ones own arse for pleasureable reasons!
"Hey guys i just couldn't get off properly today so i did a Marky Mark...sorted me right out!"
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4.
A half-bald headed trying-to-act-black wigger from the suburbs who tries to act ghetto.
Brother of New Kids On The Block member Donnie Wahlberg
