Marlboro Reds

What is Marlboro Reds?


1.

The best cigarettes money can buy

Marlboro Reds may be dangerous, but they have a great taste.

See marlboro, cigarette, tobacco, smoking, death

2.

The best ciggarettes in the world although some may say they are the racist ciggarette becaise the box has a total of 3 k's in the design of the box but well worth the haters

Mayn i hate Marlboro Reds they nigga hatas but they taste so damn good i might accidentally go cracka

See marlboro, reds, marlboro reds, good

3.

Marlboro reds are a popular short filtered cigarette with a smooth taste. Relaxes you and when angry helps calm you down.

Marlboro reds are always in demand, that's why can buy them anywhere.

See marlboro, smokes, smoking, reds, filter

4.

Truly the best ciggarette out there. Amazing flavor. There's nothing like sitting back, relaxing, and having yourself a marb red. The smoke surrounds you and you get this head rush, it's like a drug and you spend a few minutes in heaven. Good quality, but considered harsh. Only for the real smokers. If you can't handle the marb reds, gtfo.

"Hey, dude. Need a smoke, I'll lend you a newport"

"Nah, man. I don't smoke bitch cigs, marlboro reds all the way"

5.

super intense cigarettes manufactured by marlboro. short filter. mostly chemicals.

person 1: Dude, you wanna smoke some marlboro reds?

person 2: Nah, i'd rather just suck on the tail pipe of my car.

person 1: werd dude. thats flavor country right there.

See cigarettes, marlboro, reds, nasty, exhaust

6.

1. A brand of cigarette originating in the U.S., marketed heavily through identification with idealized, ruggedly-individualistic cowboys inhabiting the wide-open spaces of the American West. 2. The only brand of cigarette I was able to buy in European "tabacs" during a summer as a college exchange student.

1. Me: "Do you like this denim jacket lined with thick fuzzy sheep's wool that I picked up at a thrift store?" Honest friend: "You look like the Marlboro man." Me: "Cool." 2. Me: (entering tobacco shop in Vienna) "Do you have Camel Lights?" Shop clerk: (eyeing my shorts, white sneakers, and baseball cap) "American?" (lays pack of Marlboro Reds on counter). Me: (waving arms, attempting to "draw", then pantomime, a camel, now speaking more loudly): "CAMEL. CAM--" (softly again, as clerk becomes visibly tense) "Camel. Lights." Clerk: (shrugs, reaches for Marlboro Reds on counter). Me: "Wait. Okay. Thank you. DUNK-uh." (I give clerk funny-looking bills, hope it's enough, take cigarrettes, and walk quickly toward the door). Clerk: (with enthusiasm) "BITTE!"

See americana, reds

7.

cigs sex cowboy killa best cigs eva made bitch

i just smoked a marlboro reds the other day it felt like sex

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