What is Marlborough?
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A private all-girls school located in the Hancock Park area of Los Angeles. One can identify a Marlborough girl by their rediculously short skirt, rediculously heavy backpack, designer purse, and their apparent addiction to caffeine and/or speed.
I saw a bunch of Marlborough girls buying No-Doz on Larchmont today.
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The exclusive LA girls school that drives its students to acquire british accents when stating its name.
Girl 1: Oh, yes I went to "maauhbro"
Girl 2: Is that in England?
Girl 1: No! It's, like, in LA!
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Eating disorder central, located in Hancock Park, California. Has a reputation for being packed with fat "dykes," but anyone can see super thin Marlborough girls constantly parading their boyfriends around Larchmont, and rightfully so, as their boyfriends are often very hot.
Marlborough is also known for its increadibly smart students (not all of whom are legacies or pay-ins, in fact some with scholarships), insane academics, AP overload, and almost private sponsership of Larchmont Village Wine, Cheese, and Spirits. It is, however, infamous for its dances.
Guy: So I was at Wine and Cheese the other day, and I saw this really hot, really thin chick wearing a tiny skirt and pink boxers and carrying a huge ass bookbag and a two-liter of Diet Coke.
Guy 2: Oh, don't worry, it was probably just a Marlborough girl. Did you get her number??
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A word which describes best and the brightest of Los Angeles' female teen population; well-educated, hot, classy, self-respecting, athletic, intellectuals...the true marlborough girls
Marymount may beat Marlborough in sports, but in the end, guys will choose to settle down with a intelligent and sophisticated Marlborough girl and cast their Marymount sluts aside as former random hook-ups.
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An extremely, hott, classy female attending marlborough high school and much smarter than those attending marymount
She's so totally Marlborough
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A prestigious all girls school in Hancock Park, Los Angeles, which takes great pride in its academics, and great diversity.
Students of this school are not only intelligent, but social, and grow up to be great participants of society.
Unlike other all girls schools in the city, such as Marymount or Archer, the students of Marlborough School are able to multi-task, and can balance both academics and social success.
They do not need to brag about their 'posh bel-air country club fields' or their all white, snobby student body.
Although their seems to be some confusion and rivalry, the Marymount and Archer students can go have sex with their hired male friends, and leave us alone, while we enjoy our real relationships.
They can continue to call us fat lesbians. We rise above that, and know that they are just jealous.
Marymount Girl 1: LYKE OH MY GOD I HATE MARBOROGUH GURLS. I MEAN, THEY ARE JUST SO STUPID AND LIKE THEY HAVE KNOW LIFE AND LIKE HTEY ARE JUST RETARSDS AND HAVE NO FREIDNS AND ARE FAT AND UGLY AND DYKES.
Marymount Girl 2: I NO RIGHT!
Marymount Girl 1: I JUST FEEL SO BAD FOR THEM, LIKE I JUST HAET THEM SO MUCH.
Marlborough Girl: Thanks for all the concern, but we're doing just fine. Have a great time at truck-driving school!
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yes, there are fat ugly dykes at marlborough, and yes, there are trashy sluts, too, but you can totally tell that everyone who wrote on this site is just bitter because they were rejected. marlborough is in a neighborhood of fucking rich assholes, not the ghetto. marymount is the school for the girls who are too rich for immaculate heart, yet too stupid for marlborough. no one cares about archer.
anarchy in the UK!!!!!
