What is Marlynda?
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A stick that walks, talks, breaths, and doesn't pick up after it's self. Also seen making love to branches.
"FUCK!! That Marlynda left a dead horse in my pool!"
Person 1:"I looked out my window and there was a stick riding a branch."
Person 2:"Oh, that must have been Marlynda..."
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