What is Marm?
1.
a british word meaning an old school teacher, usually a bespectacled virgin. somewhat old and stingy. fond of floral print granny panties.
Dude, that old school marm totally came onto me. She was all "I have a ruler, and I know how to use it." But I said "No thanks MARM," and left it at that.
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2.
A dullard/foolish person. Refers particularly to those who are either extremely slow or extremely naive.
Ex. 1: Aw B, Corky is such a marm!
Ex. 2: Ah, I was such a marm in those days...
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3.
An undefined substance, usually of a sticky or slimy consistency. Conjures images of snot, semen, crushed insects, bile... Marm is generally unpleasant, and is used most commonly in negatve connotation. Most likely derived from marmalade.
"Ugh! There's some kinda marm all over this table!"
"He smells heavily of man-marm... I'm sure his genitals haven't seen a wash in days"
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and in cereberal harm.
On old McDonald's farm.
