What is Marmaduke?
1.
A lame, unfunny comic strip in the newspaper centred on the antics of one large dog named Marmaduke.
Marmaduke is one of the shittiest comic strips ever. Read
Foxtrot , it's 10x better.
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2.
A dog in the Cartoon section of newspapers.
"Did you see the Marmduke strip yesterday?"
"Fo' shizzle, mah nizzle!"
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3.
The act of engaging in sexual congress with a large dog.
That may be hot, but you know what's hotter? A really hot chick getting Marmaduked.
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4.
The act of mooning another individual, or group, and bending at such an angle that the mooner's ball sac is revealed.
I was so upset by the referee's bad call, that I dropped my drawers and blinded him with a marvelous marmaduke.
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5.
A guessing game, very similar to I Spy, played by hippies while under the influence of random substances (most likely
The item that you're guessing is called the marmaduke.
If you can't guess what it is and give up, or if someone else figures it out before you, then you just got marmaduked ...bitch.
"Yo, I just marmaduked your ass."
6.
A euhpamism for vagina.
"For real bro, she just pulls 'em off and her marmaduke was all shaved and shit. I tore it up."
"Come on girl.. Lemme see that dirty marmaduke.."
7.
A penis the size of a large dog, like a Great Dane.
Lil dude be dragging his Marmaduke all around the room and sheeeeeeit! Yo!
