Marmite Addict

What is Marmite Addict?


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a marmite addict is often very territorial over THEIR jar of marmite. Often results in fists being beaten against walls.

Signs of an addict...

1. expresses extreme concern over a missing jar of marmite

2. attacking relatives and housemates over the potential steal of marmite

3. irrational behaviour towards neighbouring objects when marmite fails to appear for a daily fix

I am not suggesting you stole my marmite just that you confused it with yours?!

(the early signs of a marmite addict.)

See marmite, drugs, addict, fix, jar, rehab


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