Marmite On Toast

What is Marmite On Toast?

When a person, after having a shit, wipes their arse on a friend leaving a thin layer of faeces giving the appearance of thinly spread marmite.

After eating a banana, Tom made Sindy fresh marmite on toast.

See marmite, toast, shit, poo, ass

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Uaahd

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Percalate

1. V. the act of allowing time before one deficates, as to enrich the overall experiance once it occurs. After letting my poo percalate fo..

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