Marned

What is Marned?

to get screwed on a regular basis.

similar to taking a fist in the ass with sand as a lubricant.

Soldier 1: damn we gotta sleep in 30 degree weather with a leaky tent what the hell!?!

Soldier 2: dude you just got marned

Soldier 1: oh i forgot Fort Stewart rules!! whoo!! *sob*

See screwed, fucked, slamed, toasted, bashed

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