Marned

What is Marned?

to get screwed on a regular basis.

similar to taking a fist in the ass with sand as a lubricant.

Soldier 1: damn we gotta sleep in 30 degree weather with a leaky tent what the hell!?!

Soldier 2: dude you just got marned

Soldier 1: oh i forgot Fort Stewart rules!! whoo!! *sob*

See screwed, fucked, slamed, toasted, bashed

Shirt Turnips

1. Breasts. Delicious breasts. Damn, that chick has some killer shirt turnips!..

Kumquat

1. Someone who takes christianity too seriously or someone who believes all sex is very very wrong. Normal Girl: Oh my god! You see that H..

Zambored

1. Being bored while driving, or sitting on, a zamboni. The employee at the ice rink was zambored all night. See zamboni, bored, hockey, ..

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