Maroon 5

What is Maroon 5?


1.

A band of the rock/indie/adult alternative/funk genre. Fronted by Adam Levine. Some of their best hits include 'This Love' and 'Sunday Morning'. Previously known as Karas Flowers.

Person 1: Have you heard Adam Levine's band recently?

Person 2: Yeah, Maroon 5 kick ass!

2.

A great band in a music industry today where you can get by with talentless guitarists and overwrought whiny emo lyrics (see Taking Back Sunday, Hawthorne Heights, etc.) The band is a blend of rock,pop, and funk. The musicians are all very talented especially lead guitarist Adam Levine. The band has gotten a bad rep because emo kids don't like the happy, upbeat lyrics. Theres no depression or cutting of wrists in Maroon 5's music so why should emo kids care?

Maroon 5 is a great band

See music, rock, funk, pop, guitar

3.

great funk band who plays great music and must be seen live to fully appreciate. has the 5 sexiest men on the business. previously known as Kara's Flowers

I want to sex up the five members of Maroon 5, especially Adam who I will fuck five times.

4.

act of grabbing a girl's ass at a Maroon 5 concert at your local college.

Variation: To maroon 10 someone is to grab their ass with both hands.

Johnny decided to maroon 5 the girl(s) and therefore was written up by public safety.

See NH

5.

A man poking a female's ass with five fingers and kissing the girl on the lips.

A cute girl walked by a guy and the guy saw her ass and thought it was cute, so he poked it (i.e. a "Maroon 5") with his five fingers and kissed her.

See maroon 5, ass, female, kiss, male

6.

The best band ever whom I love so much, they totally rock and their album is amazing!!!

Man, Maroon 5 are the best band on the planet!

7.

terrible band recording terrible music with terrible music videos with greasy grandmas and the lead singer boning some wriggly chick.

man, maroon 5 sucks dude

yes, yes they do


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