Maroon5

What is Maroon5?


1.

Redifined: maroon5, a group whos album is a complete bestseller, and whos fans actually look at the songs and arent just shallow enough to look at the band members, suck that 'george tony'. Every song on that album is worth the cost, and the songs have originallity, which is more than can be said for most groups today.

Fan: ...maroon5, they rock!

'Cool' guy: dude, fuck off they like totally dont. i only do cool bands dude, im bout to go smoke some weed bye

2.

One of the most kick ass bands ever! But, they were better before they became way popular and stuff.

Maroon5 kicks ass . . . fo sho

3.

the gayest/crappiest band that it got rejected from queer eye for being too gay also damo angi loves them so he sucks balls

"holy shit that song sucks

"yeh dat was maroon5

"they nearly suck as bad as your grandnanny.


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