Marpenter

What is Marpenter?


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a guy who defends a broke girl from douchebag drug dealers who will give her drugs only if she'll have sex with them

girl: yo, will you front me some weed?

douchebag dealer: just slide and we can tree

girl: eww! you asshole! that's prostitution

dealer: chill out

marpenter: no you chill out, dickwad! (then beats his ass like the terminator would)

See hero, stoner, amigo, friend, protector, pobrecita


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