Marquez

What is Marquez?


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A rare last name had among mexicans (and white people). Had because people couldnt decide if they wanted their change last name to be Garcia, or Martinez.

"John: Hey, they fucked up my birth certificate! Not John Marcus, MARQUEZ."

See names, marquez, martinez, marcus, mary


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