Marrage

What is Marrage?


1.

the number one cause of divorce

did the word stupity ever cross your mind?

See finch

2.

Female forces male into it.

Also known as the last legal form of slavery.

Guy: "hey want to go the that new strip club?"

Guy with marrage: "I can't my wife needs me to go shopping with her"

See no sex

3.

When u get married there means no more sex.

Then Bob got Married he signed on the dotted line NO MORE SEX.

4.

--Death

--an extreme lack of sex

If you wanna get some, don't get married.

See ana


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