Marriage

What is Marriage?


1.

the number one cause of divorce

2.

What straight couples have legally and commonly don't want, and what gay couples don't have legally and commonly want.

Irony in the first degree.

3.

a licence to fuck

conservatives are big on protecting the sacred bond of marriage.

See krupa

4.

the beginning of the end.

Oh boy, hes getting married, our thoughts and prayers go out to him.

5.

1.) Point at which a male's opinions become utterly worthless.

2.) Point at which a male must spend weekends at the Mall

3.) Point at which a male must buy hundreds of shoes from italy

4.) Point at which a female stops working due to getting knocked up, thus forcing male further into the pits of hell

"I can't dude, I'm married"

See jethro

6.

A special right that's generally reserved for heterosexuals.

Britnery Spears was allowed to enter the holy state of marriage for an entire 55 hours because she's heterosexual and thus brings honor to the sacred tradition.

See Billy

7.

Suicide in it's worst form.

Jerry: Dude, Ben committed marriage yesterday.

Joe: Holy shit dude. Well, so much for hanging out with ben.

See Bean


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