Married

What is Married?


1.

Having a spouse, being joined in matrimony. Having a close union with another person.

The state of being legally wed; can either be heaven or hell (or sometimes both).

Happiness is being married to your best friend.

See marital, nuptial, conjugal

2.

The only time in your life in which you can admit not getting sex without blushing.

"I'm married, I haven't had sex in a month" said Lisa. "Ah! I understand" said John.

See marriage, sex, horny, lust, blushing, married

3.

A guy that is pussy whipped, hen-pecked, has no life, has no friends, and can't make any decisions without asking his bitchespermission first.

Why the fuckdid I ever get married to that frigidgold-digger cunt?

See stupid, retarded, asshole, mental, crazy, insane, masturbate, beat off, jack off, pain and suffering


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